News Ticker

The Currency Lad has put up another News Ticker. As with the previous one, it's side-splittingly hilarious.

Some examples:

Michael Moore Explodes, gizzards reported incoming from as far away as French Polynesia...
Al Gore observes "I blame all this on Powerline and LGF. This is not why I invented the Internet"...
Hillary Clinton : "Yessss!"...
INTERNATIONAL:Tehran takes another look at Fossil Fuels...